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KILL ALLEN WRENCH - My Bitch is a Junky

I can't usually be bothered addressing thee Cult of Personality that surrounds the bands I beat my gums about on here-- particularly where it concerns internet rumor and innuendo. Shee-it, I think unless ya fell outta the womb yesterday, ya know by now the average issue of the Weekly World News is packed with more truth than the drama perpetuated by fucking nerds with too much time to think about trivialities and hammer out groundless diatribes on their stupid little forums and whatnot. However, since some of the same drivel made its way into the mockumentary (at least in my book), "Kurt & Courtney," a few years back, where the late, seemingly pretty wasted, El Duce (of the Mentors) stated that Allen Wrench was paid by Ms. Love to off her hubby, thee tale has taken on a life of mythical proportions. And it gets better: Allegedly, Wrench also threw Duce in front of that train where he took his last drunken stumble as well... to shut him up, I guess. Well, ya know what they say about there being no such thing as bad press...

To be clear, I don't care about Cobain, his band, his followers or his hose-beast wife, so the whole convoluted mess does little more'n warrant a (tiny) smirk on the mug of this motherfucker. For starters, ex-Mentors axeman Dr. Heathen Scum is a member of Kill Allen Wrench, so it stands to reason he wouldn't be particularly thrilled to share stages with his old mate's killer, don't it? I mean, we're not talking Vikernes/Euronymous here, are we? 'Sides, sounds too damn good to be true-- but enough of wasting time with this dreck, onto thee tuneage. Whatcha got here with K.A.W. is a combo picking up where the Mentors left off: Filthy, metal-tinged punk, proudly politically incorrect, that manages to jam every single Satanic and Sleazebag cliché into one deliciously disgusting package. There's guileless tales of heroin, methamphetamine, pot smoking, needles, punk rock, popping pills, heavy metal, prostitution, beating girlfriends/wives, exploitation of groupies, pornography, hidden cameras, public nudity, satanic worship and recruitment, drunk driving, superstardom, and last but not least... alcoholism (borrowed with a few alterations from their website). In short, mindless entertainment for One and All. This video should pretty much sum 'em up for y'all.

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