Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Wam Glam (Pt. 4)

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D-23

DEMOLITION 23 - S/T (1994)


Johnny Thunders was a New York Doll
Cared so much he didn't care at all
Stiv Bators went to Catholic School
Turned his sins into something cool


--From "The Scum Lives On," Demolition 23

There's a surplus of morons out there that'll swear up & down that Hanoi Rocks were nothin' more'n one of the thousands of poodle-tressed Sunset Strip douchebags (let's not forget they were from Finland) that forever stamped the 80's as the "MTV decade." Why is it then that they were accepted not only as friends by the likes of Johnny Thunders and the Dead Boys, but as peers? Easy. It's because Hanoi had more to do with 70's-style punk than any o' them bouffant-haired posers preenin' for pussy ever dreamed of. Their roots were Dolls, VU, early Alice Cooper and the Stooges, NOT Bon Jovi, Def Leppard and other unmentionable pop atrocities. Equally delusional are those on the other side of the coin-- who believe demigod status awaited Hanoi if only Vince Neil hadn't killed their drummer in that car-crash. The truth is, they were far too real to ever rise much above cult fandom.

Demolition 23, formed in 1993, saw the reunion of ex-Hanoi vocalist Mike Monroe and bassist Sam Yaffa (ex-guitarist Nasty Suicide would join 'em on tour but not on record). This was their only album, but what an album it is! Sweaty, bloody-knuckled, raunch 'n' roll that sounds as lived in as their weather-beaten leather jackets. Little Steven Van Zandt's sympathetic production gives the band an edgy rawness tempered with a glossy sheen when required (like the multi-tracked fist-pumpin' choruses). There's an atmosphere of regret and defeat that echoes throughout the tracks-- that punkers-with-hearts-on-their-sleeves vibe that Johnny & Stiv conjured so effortlessly, but is now all but extinct. Take for example the chorus of "Hammersmith Palais":

I ain't had no fun in London since the Hammersmith Palais/New York City's boring since the punks all went away/Tokyo's gone techno & Berlin's goin' crazy/Ain't had no fun in London since Hammersmith Palais -- snarled with authority by Mr. Monroe, I might add. Adding a further sense of loss to the proceedings are beautifully executed Thunders & Bators covers: "I Wanna Be Loved" by the former, and "Ain't Nuthin' to Do" by the latter. And yes, there's a reason those two names keep coming up in this screed-- their scrawny ghosts are not only stirred up by this fine release... they're channeled.

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6 comments:

  1. http://lix.in/d95136f4

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  2. well shit. I'm actually sick to death of stooges, mc5, dolls, etc........i know how sad that sounds, but shit, i've heard em more times than i've heard j.morrison yell "girl they are a liar....." but this sounds pretty fuckin great. Tanks

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  3. I'm gonna disagree with you regarding Hanoi Rocks. If I remember correctly, a dirtier more 'street' glam rock band came and shot the rest of the leather & lace crowd in the face (the 'grunge' phenom just filled the grave). They were called Guns 'N' Roses. If Razzle had enough sense to stay the fuck away from Vince Neil, that woulda been Hanoi Rocks, man - it was the TIME for it. I could go about the signifiers leading up to the GNR explosion, but that would probably be going too far into Col. Kurtz territory. Ironically, I hated all of that glam crap, except for Hanoi, and GNR (briefly), but somehow I KNOW all this shit.

    Now, pre-Poison / Crue Theater of Pain Glam METAL, when there was still some Motorhead / slasher film in the mix, and everybody looked like gay zombies, that stuff I LOVE. I suppose I can't blame the LA scene for trading in 13 year old boys for an endless chorus line of bleached out bimbos, though...

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  4. Gay Zombies? HAHAHA! Never thought of it quite that way (but ya have a point).

    I make no bones about it-- to this day I still LOVE GNR -- "Appetite" was the kinda album that will never come around again & they were right up there with Elvis & the Pistols in the Scare-the-Shit-Outta-Parents Sweepstakes. Sad they so quickly lost the plot & sank into Rock Star Cliches & Bloated Overindulgence. But Hanoi? Even though it's obvious Guns modeled themselves on 'em pretty closely, there's still one problem: HR were Finnish-- had they been Yanks, I think their fame woulda been guaranteed, that, and they came around a few years too early.

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  5. Hmmm, yes. Good Point.
    I'm completely - COMPLETELY burned out on GNR. 'Paradise City' is one of those tunes that gets played two or three times a night at the bar I work at. It's dead to me!

    I was looking for this one hilarious picture of Vince Neil circa '84 where he's in front of a car covered in chicks, in his 'Shout' get up looking miserable. It's a great pic that looked like they sounded at the time.

    BUT I FOUND THIS AND IT WILL SLAY YOU!
    http://www.rockdetector.com/interviews/artist,60485.sm?id=71
    eight pics down...
    You'll thank me for this one!

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  6. Ride on. Hanoi rules. But I only say that because I am Swedish and we Scandis stick together.

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