Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Metallo Progressivo Italiano Epico!

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DARK QUARTERER - S/T (1987)

Manilla Road a little lacking in thee bombast department for ya? Does listening to Manowar make ya wish they had a tad more flamboyance? Seldom has there been a band as committed to sweeping, breathtakingly EPIC tunesmithing as Piombino, Italy's Dark Quarterer. Their lengthy, ever-morphing ditties are packed with megalthic riffing, soaring vocals and labyrinthine arrangements that, upon first listen, might cause ya to be so disoriented, you'll figger ya didn't know thee secret handshake to enter their realm. Ya know what that means though, dontcha? That's right: Press play-->listen-->repeat, as with all masterpieces worthy of extended bouts of obsession. Although slightly hampered by the garagey production, their vision of uncompromising, 100 % Pure Fucking Metal with instrumental chops on par with most jazzbos remains undiminished.

Their roots can be traced all the way back to 1974 as cover band, Omega erre, consisting of Gianni Nepi (Vocals, Bass), Paolo Ninci "Nipa" (Drums), Francesco Longhi (Keyboards) and guitar genius/creative muse Fulberto Serena. The moniker switch to Dark Quarterer also brought about the band's first forays into penning original material, of which, terms like "eccentric" don't even begin to tell the tale. Sure, every metal band worth their salt has delved into thee mystical, magic(k)al and the occult at one point or another-- but never quite like these spaghetti slurpers. Take for example, "The Gates of Hell" which seemingly inverts thee typical Satanic storyline laid down by more bands than you could shake a studded wristband at-- BUT instead of praising Ol' Goat Horns, the protagonist's most fervent desire is to murder that goateed motherfucker and usurp his throne as thee ultimate exponent of evil!

With thee notable exception of Fulberto Serena, DQ are still going strong today-- I'd suggest checking out their latest, "Symbols," released earlier this year-- my pick for best of 2008 thus far. Of course, the option is always open for ya to buy whatever slab of hipster dreck Julian Cope or Pitchfork media are whoring incessantly, but I wouldn't recommend such things.

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BLACK HOLE - Land of Mystery (1980)

To borrow a song title from thee mighty Impaled Nazarene for purely descriptive purposes-- this obscure lil' opus provides a perfect soundtrack for the Lost Art of Goat Sacrificing. Or, you can insert yer own depraved, degenerate ritual that involves lots of virgin blood and ritualistic sex. "Soundtrack" is the key word here, as this LP is built around a nefarious, suffocating atmosphere moreso than crushing riffs. To take the lazy rockcrit route, a simple description would be to tell y'all to envision "Susperia"-era Goblin being sodomized by thee Paul Chain-led Death SS via Tony Iommi... but I loathe doing things the easy way. In reality, a much better touchstone would be Pagan Altar's debut album-- music that although firmly rooted in metal (particularly thee NWOBHM), transcends mere pigeonholing... a genre unto itself. It is thee mesmerizingly gloomy organ work that will suck you into thee surreal ambiance of "Land of Mystery." It's easy to envision unholy winds lashing deafening torrents of rain against the moldy windows of an eldritch house as you  hopelessly search for an escape route in a frenzy of sheer terror. Ok, that was a bit much: My apologies to Mr. Lovecraft... and to you.

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Rezzz...Erection! Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love to Blog

Pentagram
PENTAGRAM - Human Hurricane [bootleg, 1998]

What immediately intrigued me about this legendary, Arlington, VA combo was an interview I read with them eons ago, regarding vocalist Bobby Liebling's quirk of carrying his current fave underground rock record to grade school with him--- and what a list! Sir Lord Baltimore, Stray, Blue Cheer, Savage Resurrection, Dust, Cactus... you get the idea. See, I can remember doing much the same thing with my records du jour as an arch bishop, so... instant connection! Sadly, despite a wealth of material that would've fit nicely within the parameters of what was considered "commercial" in the early 70's, the original band (Liebling, sticksman Geoff O'Keefe, axe-masters Vince McAllister and Randy Palmer and 4-string mauler Greg Mayne) never released a proper album. Oh sure, there were rehearsal tapes that made the rounds, they even made an appearance on the most-wonderful "Turds on a Bum Ride" (as "Macabre") bootleg, that was yet another installment of rare garage/psych goodies a la Pebbles/Nuggets etc.

They've reformed, broken up, reformed, changed monikers multiple times and released recordings from the early 80's to the present of varying quality. To me, these recordings do not represent the greatness that this band was capable of in their heyday. As luck would have it, the folks at Relapse decided to release their 1972-76 rehearsals, singles and demos as "First Daze Here", a few years back... a true Holy Grail for scuzz-metal freaks. Their sound is often likened to Sabbath, but I don't hear that at all. No, their sound is an approximation of Blue Cheer's Cro-Magnon Crunch, with a pinch of Dust. They were also way too American to be Sab-- I envision Pentagram stuck with the groupies Sab wouldn'ta sneezed at. Their songs also echo the sentiments of the horny, unsophisticated 'bopper-- not limey rock stars obsessed with X-tian fairy tales.

Until the release of thee aforementioned "Daze" collections, "Human Hurricane" was one o' the few ways to sample vintage Pentagram, and there still be a few choice slabs that haven't seen legit light of Daze.  So if'n ya wanna hear proto-doom classics like "Buzzsaw" and "The Bees" minus their 80's metal production sheen (and Victor Griffin), this is still the best way.

Tracks:

1 Forever My Queen
2 The Bees
3 Out of Luck
4 Goddess
5 Target
6 Devil Child
7 Much Too Young to Know
8 If the Winds Would Change
9 The Diver
10 Rape
11 Livin' in a Ram's Head
12 Buzzsaw
13 Starlady
14 Show 'em How
15 Downhill Slope
16 Hurricane
17 Burning Rays

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TV KILLERS - Playin' Bad Music Since '92 [1999]

Yunno, despite the title of this here blog, I'm not really a hardcore guy. Not enough sex mixed in with thee violence to sate my gonads for any length of time. On the other hand, I'll never get sick of 77-style blistered-fingers punk fucking rock that deals in busting cherries along with heads. That's why France's TV Killers speak to me on the same level as the man they provide European backing band duties for... Jeff Dahl. It's the kinda haphazard filth that alla those lameass Swedish bands like the Hellacopters attempted to conjure in the mid-90's without an iota of authenticity (go back to Entombed, Nicke!). The 'Killers on the other paw, sound like one o' them long-lost outfits immortalized on the "Killed By Death" and "Bloodstains" comps-- they're even astute enough to provide a ripping cover of the (Belgian) Kids' "Do You Love the Nazis?". I'd suggest ya take a break from scarfin' yer fucking "Freedom Fries" and check 'em out...

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Oh yeah: I didn't come out of hibernation to talk to myself, assholes!